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Rogovoy Report 4/10/20

Apr 10, 2020

This week I report on a typical day in life under quarantine.

I wake up. Should I have tea or coffee? I can’t make up my mind. Should I have a shower first? I can’t make up my mind. Such are the existential dilemmas brought about by life in quarantine. I skip the shower and have tea.

Should I take a walk or do yoga? I try not to make plans too far ahead – that’s one of the tips they tell us about life in quarantine. Live in the moment. But one does need some form of exercise every day. I roll out my yoga mat. That’s enough for now. Baby steps.

I remember I have a wife. She is quarantined in a city 120 miles away. I send her a text message. I stare at my phone and await her reply. Such is the drama of life under quarantine.

She replies. What she says is personal, so mind your own beeswax.

I look out my window. A mime is being arrested. My goodness, they are rounding up the mimes. Who’s next, I wonder, the jugglers?

Bob Dylan releases a new song. It’s 17 minutes long. Perfect timing on his part, since no one has anything else to do now but listen to 17-minute Bob Dylan songs.

Time for another cup of tea. Should it be PG Tips, Yorkshire, or loose leaves of Assam? It’s so great how even in quarantine one has choices. I choose Assam. “Good choice,” I say to myself.

I remember I have two children. I call my daughter. She says she’s busy having a party with her friends on Zoom and she’ll call me back tomorrow. Is that a millennial thing? I don’t even know if my daughter is a millennial. Maybe she’s a Generation X or Generation Y. Who makes this stuff up?

I make a video call to my son. We started a father-son book club. Every day we read a chapter of the new book, “Hitler’s First Hundred Days,” and talk about it in a video chat. This was my idea, and he fell for it. Now he can be as obsessed as I am about the parallels between then and now.

I look at my yoga mat. It’s still there.

The Bob Dylan song is about the JFK assassination. I search for a connection between that and our current situation. I can’t find one. Wait. Yes. I have it. Kennedy did not want to die but he was killed. We do not want to die but we might be killed by the novel coronavirus. Now I get it. Brilliant. Epic genius, that Dylan.

I send a text message to my wife letting her know what the Bob Dylan song means. She doesn’t reply.

It’s coffee time. My choices of method are automatic drip, pour-over, French press, or Moka pot. I can’t decide. I choose tea, instead.

The sun is shining, and the temperature is in the high 60s. It’s the kind of day that draws everyone outside. Everyone but me. I know that everyone is going to be outside, which means it’s not safe out there. I stay inside where it’s safe. Maybe I’ll have a lie-down instead of a walk.

I look at the calendar and see that today is our second wedding anniversary. I call my wife to wish her a happy anniversary. “Remember Rome?” I ask rhetorically. “Remember when Jemma disappeared?” I ask, not rhetorically.

I watch Governor Cuomo’s daily briefing. I want him to be president, now. I remember his dad. Is he still alive? I can’t remember. But Governor Cuomo talks about his mother, Matilda, all the time. He doesn’t talk about his father too much. So I guess his father died. We all wanted his father to be president. But for some reason, he chose not to run. Maybe it had something to do with the Kennedys. I should have gone out for that walk.

I look at the New York Times online. Boris Johnson is in intensive care because of the virus. You know as well as I do what we are all thinking. I stop thinking that and instead I think, well, there’s a Brexit for you.

I look out the window. Only about half the people on the street are wearing masks. Maybe the others don’t keep up with the news. Not everyone is a news junkie, I remind myself. I often wish I weren’t one. But whenever my mind goes there, I remind myself how important it is to stay well-informed. But in the end, is it really? You know what they say.

It’s 4pm, which means it’s time to start thinking about what to make for dinner. I have no fresh vegetables left. I haven’t set foot in a store in three weeks. That’s the only reason I am still alive. I finally break into my stash of frozen vegetables. I have pouches of mixed vegetables, broccoli florets, and green beans. I choose mixed vegetables. Go big or go home.

It’s 4:05pm. Too early to start cooking dinner. I put the mixed vegetables back in the freezer. It’s too late for a cup of coffee. If I have one now, it will keep me up all night. I have another cup of tea.

I lie down on my yoga mat. I close my eyes. My mind drifts. Maybe, I think, I should write a casual piece about a day in the life during quarantine.

Instead, I play Bob Dylan’s new song again. Wow, that’s a long song, I think. But I’ve got time for that now.

Seth Rogovoy is editor of the Rogovoy Report, available at rogovoyreport.com

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